Rare mysty Posted March 11, 2021 #9326 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zqtchas Posted March 11, 2021 #9328 Share Posted March 11, 2021 You know who you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted March 11, 2021 #9329 Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, zqtchas said: You know who you are. This one speaks to me Chas! That's probably not a good thing! 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted March 11, 2021 #9330 Share Posted March 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, mysty said: This one speaks to me Chas! That's probably not a good thing! 🤣 I didn't want to name names 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted March 11, 2021 #9331 Share Posted March 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, zqtchas said: I didn't want to name names 😁 Thank you for keeping the identity of your target under wraps! 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare mysty Posted March 12, 2021 #9333 Share Posted March 12, 2021 4 hours ago, zqtchas said: I'm thinking muumuus at this point. And hoping for the best! 😏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted March 12, 2021 #9334 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare mysty Posted March 12, 2021 #9336 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Slow news day here in the Cooler. 😄 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted March 12, 2021 #9337 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Don't miss the end!!! 1st place lawyer.mp4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted March 12, 2021 #9338 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Jerusalema Worldwide Airlines Dance Challenge...my huge glob of joy for today! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7rCZnA2-_s 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rojaan19 Posted March 12, 2021 #9339 Share Posted March 12, 2021 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueSeraSera Posted March 13, 2021 #9340 Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 hours ago, zqtchas said: Don't miss the end!!! Love it Chas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueSeraSera Posted March 13, 2021 #9341 Share Posted March 13, 2021 1 hour ago, mysty said: Jerusalema Worldwide Airlines Dance Challenge...my huge glob of joy for today! Never thought I'd watch the whole thing, but I did and loved every minute! Going to forward to my wife - she is a great dancer who married a man that, well, loves to watch people dance 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted March 13, 2021 #9342 Share Posted March 13, 2021 1 hour ago, QueSeraSera said: Never thought I'd watch the whole thing, but I did and loved every minute! Going to forward to my wife - she is a great dancer who married a man that, well, loves to watch people dance 🙂 I married a man who also loves to watch people dance! It has worked out just fine! I dance and he watches! 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted March 13, 2021 #9343 Share Posted March 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, mysty said: I married a man who also loves to watch people dance! It has worked out just fine! I dance and he watches! 😁 It's amazing how marriageable we are! [And I am so thankful.] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lincslady Posted March 13, 2021 #9345 Share Posted March 13, 2021 9 hours ago, rojaan19 said: There ain't no fooling you, rojaan. Love the irreverent Aussie attitude; shared by many Brits too. Lola 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted March 13, 2021 #9346 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zqtchas Posted March 13, 2021 #9349 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Warning: Puns! 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. 5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price. 6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. 7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. 8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. 9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. 10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer. 11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough. 12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band. 13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it. 14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark. 15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell. 16. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare. 17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.” 18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence. 19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering. 20. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find. 21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road. 22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re. 23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.” 24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self. 25. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumblefoot Posted March 13, 2021 #9350 Share Posted March 13, 2021 4 hours ago, mysty said: I love this so much I literally spat my coffee out! 😆😆😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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