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centurycruiser Posted April 1, 2020 #239 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, gr8life said: How did he get there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibaba1 Posted April 1, 2020 #240 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Did you hear about the dyslexic police officer? He drove around all night giving out IUDs That's a lot better than the one about the cheese factory exploding (debris everywhere....) What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything!" the Dalai Lama getting an empty birthday box.. "Nothing! just what I wanted" We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention . The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alibaba1 Posted April 1, 2020 #242 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February and 5 years in March. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted April 1, 2020 #243 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?” 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted April 1, 2020 #244 Share Posted April 1, 2020 “I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”– Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted April 1, 2020 #245 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Two men were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car’s indicators are working. He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted April 1, 2020 #246 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 minutes. Poor guy. Edited April 1, 2020 by Spif Barwunkel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bob278 Posted April 1, 2020 #250 Share Posted April 1, 2020 To paraphrase a soccer announcer "GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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