Rare Von & John Posted April 4, 2020 #276 Share Posted April 4, 2020 On 3/31/2020 at 6:42 PM, alibaba1 said: I can just hear her saying it, as Rose in the Golden Girls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare NMTraveller Posted April 4, 2020 #277 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Garden before Corona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare NMTraveller Posted April 4, 2020 #278 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Garden after Corona. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paulpgr Posted April 5, 2020 #281 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr.Smith replies, "Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Mr.Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine." Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. "Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?" Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far." Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s~~t is adorable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RickT Posted April 6, 2020 #287 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Those of a certain age will get this one. Apologies to everyone else. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paulpgr Posted April 7, 2020 #289 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Mama taught her well! You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make. A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a ***** to pay for all of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelnap Posted April 7, 2020 #290 Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 4/4/2020 at 2:28 PM, NMTraveller said: Garden after Corona. Wow, that garden is almost as impressive as the Buchart Gardens in Victoria, Canada 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheal Posted April 7, 2020 #291 Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 hours ago, travelnap said: Wow, that garden is almost as impressive as the Buchart Gardens in Victoria, Canada I thought it looked like BC. I wouldn't know for sure, the closest I have gotten is the Canada Pavilion in Epcot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fouremco Posted April 7, 2020 #292 Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 hours ago, travelnap said: Wow, that garden is almost as impressive as the Buchart Gardens in Victoria, Canada No, that is a photo of Butchart Gardens. Here's one I took back in September 2005 with a similar view. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatonDoolittle Posted April 7, 2020 #293 Share Posted April 7, 2020 18 hours ago, Fouremco said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted April 7, 2020 #294 Share Posted April 7, 2020 A elderly man calls his neighbor and says” Please come over and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even figure out how to get it started.” The neighbor asks, “ What is it supposed to be when it is finished?” The old man says, “According to the picture on the box, it is a rooster!”The neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets her in and shows her where he has the puzzle spread out on the table. She studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, turns to him and says. “ First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble theses pieces into anything resembling a rooster. “She takes his hand and says, “ Secondly, i want you to relax, have a nice cup of tea, and then…” she says with a deep sigh, “ Let’s put the corn flakes back in the box." Den 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofysmom99 Posted April 7, 2020 #295 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Oneth upon a time.....? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted April 7, 2020 Author #296 Share Posted April 7, 2020 30 minutes ago, goofysmom99 said: Oneth upon a time.....? Perhaps the person who made it had a lisp? 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted April 7, 2020 #297 Share Posted April 7, 2020 A quarantined man says to his wife: “I want to start seeing other people”. Den 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare NMTraveller Posted April 7, 2020 #298 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 2040 Edited April 7, 2020 by NMTraveller 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted April 8, 2020 #299 Share Posted April 8, 2020 For those of you so inclined, running from the cops is not considered social distancing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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