goofysmom99 Posted March 27, 2020 #151 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted March 27, 2020 #152 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Does everyone realize how many of these posts we copy and send out via email, and all our family and friends thinks we are soooooo cool!! Keep it up!! Den 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylene Posted March 27, 2020 #153 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Would you kindly explain how to copy and send via email? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted March 27, 2020 #154 Share Posted March 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, babylene said: Would you kindly explain how to copy and send via email? Thanks I just tap into the post and then drag the highlight around it and select ‘Copy’ and then add it to a word file or into an email. Den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted March 27, 2020 Author #155 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Prost Seattle Posted March 27, 2020 #157 Share Posted March 27, 2020 47 minutes ago, C-Dragons said: Just eat a salad for lunch, that’ll help. Err...maybe not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 27, 2020 #158 Share Posted March 27, 2020 A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 27, 2020 #159 Share Posted March 27, 2020 In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 27, 2020 #160 Share Posted March 27, 2020 A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 27, 2020 #161 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob278 Posted March 27, 2020 #162 Share Posted March 27, 2020 A moment of seriousness, if I may. Dedicated to the wonderful people in our health care industry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare hcat Posted March 27, 2020 #163 Share Posted March 27, 2020 AMEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spif Barwunkel Posted March 28, 2020 #168 Share Posted March 28, 2020 You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 28, 2020 #169 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 28, 2020 #170 Share Posted March 28, 2020 My wife told me I was being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spif Barwunkel Posted March 28, 2020 #171 Share Posted March 28, 2020 And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and you will receive eternal life". But John came fifth and won a toaster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted March 28, 2020 Author #172 Share Posted March 28, 2020 State Farms new motto: "Like a good neighbor, stay over there." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaFej Posted March 28, 2020 #173 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Please do NOT click on this is you are bothered by profanity. Really. I know that most of the songs posted here and in other humor threads on CC contain profanity, but it's pervasive in this one. You have been warned. https://www.facebook.com/100007070011177/posts/2608726419373000/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted March 28, 2020 Author #174 Share Posted March 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, MamaFej said: Please do NOT click on this is you are bothered by profanity. Really. I know that most of the songs posted here and in other humor threads on CC contain profanity, but it's pervasive in this one. You have been warned. https://www.facebook.com/100007070011177/posts/2608726419373000/ I have not clicked on your post, but from your description perhaps it is not appropriate for this thread? And I was not aware that profanity was acceptable on CC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob278 Posted March 28, 2020 #175 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I have to admit, I didn't see this coming. An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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