P&O Cruisers - What are things like where YOU are?

[LondonLad60]

1 hour ago, Presto2 said:

At 5Ft tall I get that ---- my mum used to say that if anyone picked on me  I was to say that "Good things come in small packages"  as well and that "The bigger they are the harder they fall " ! 😉

Unfortunately, as someone of short stature myself, I soon discovered that the smaller they (we) are, the further they (we)  bounce...

 

Bob

[kalos]

5 minutes ago, LondonLad60 said:

Unfortunately, as someone of short stature myself, I soon discovered that the smaller they (we) are, the further they (we)  bounce...

 

Bob

 

We had a bloke who jumped off the roof of a local nightclub .

 

Staff said "he wasn't one of their bouncers "

[wowzz]

5 hours ago, yorkshirephil said:

I heard they were not making 12 inch rulers any longer.

"A bloke went into the chiropodists",  - sorry everyone, for the sake of decency,  I'll just give one more line from the joke - the chiropodist says "that's not a foot" and the bloke says ..............

[zap99]

7 hours ago, wowzz said:

When you do the sums, and work  out that it's costing 14p a mile to drive anywhere, it does make you wonder if your journey is really necessary! 

Thats a lot less than a cruise.🤔

[terrierjohn]

7 hours ago, wowzz said:

When you do the sums, and work  out that it's costing 14p a mile to drive anywhere, it does make you wonder if your journey is really necessary! 

Tesco price today was £1.46.9 for diesel, the local BP garage is £1.54.9.

[zap99]

1 minute ago, terrierjohn said:

Tesco price today was £1.46.9 for diesel, the local BP garage is £1.54.9.

We filled up yesterday using a Morrisons voucher. 7p a litre off. £ 1.409. A bargain. You pay more than that for blue nun.🤣

[davecttr]

I just read Sainsbury's are closing 200 of their cafes, 67 remain open including my local one, not that I use it.

 

Had roof repairs 2 years ago, lovely. Decided to buy some bread this morning and it was raining. Aargh! the b****y gutter is leaking again. The end beyond the down pipe has sagged.

[brian1]

17 hours ago, kalos said:

Anyone going out for a leisurely drive at £7 a gallon in old money 

Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg.

[kalos]

53 minutes ago, brian1 said:

Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg.

 

Have a safe journey mate ,but before you go can you nip round to Dave's ?

Not sure if he he needs a plumber /roofer or a doctor ,sounds nasty 

His down pipes gone all saggy on him and it's leaking 

 

 

Edited March 2, 2022 by kalos
Seeking an award winning plumber

[kalos]

            Lets hope the next talks go better 

 

               Our thoughts as well 

[Purdey16]

Good morning everyone from Cadiz today still dark outside so having a cup of tea and then getting ready to go to Seville today.

Yesterday we were in Gibraltar and we took a trip to Marbella which was lovely sunny weather and we had a walk around the old town which was very pretty and stopped from some refreshments which after enjoying very much that thick hot chocolate had to stop several more times for more refreshments just so I could use the toilet 😂 husband got fed up having coffees so had to resort to wine later ! all good though. anyway a very pretty old town of Marbella. the keel & cow last night 

[Astrajet]

55 minutes ago, Purdey16 said:

Good morning everyone from Cadiz today still dark outside so having a cup of tea and then getting ready to go to Seville today.

Super photos.  Churros & thick hot chocolate, very yummy!

Have a great time. 

[brian1]

1 hour ago, kalos said:

 

Have a safe journey mate ,but before you go can you nip round to Dave's ?

Not sure if he he needs a plumber /roofer or a doctor ,sounds nasty 

His down pipes gone all saggy on him and it's leaking 

 

 

Cheers Kalos,he's on the way to Folkestone Chunnel.But must say all us old geezers get saggy leaking downpipes eventually.

[Eddie99]

Submitted passport renewal application via the online process yesterday.  This cartoon fits 🙂

Did a selfie pic - honestly it looks like a criminal mugshot - look straight ahead, no smiling etc.  
 

 

Edited March 2, 2022 by Eddie99

[grapau27]

1 hour ago, brian1 said:

Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg.

I hope you have an uneventful drive Brian.

Take care.

Graham.

[grapau27]

1 hour ago, Purdey16 said:

Good morning everyone from Cadiz today still dark outside so having a cup of tea and then getting ready to go to Seville today.

Yesterday we were in Gibraltar and we took a trip to Marbella which was lovely sunny weather and we had a walk around the old town which was very pretty and stopped from some refreshments which after enjoying very much that thick hot chocolate had to stop several more times for more refreshments just so I could use the toilet 😂 husband got fed up having coffees so had to resort to wine later ! all good though. anyway a very pretty old town of Marbella. the keel & cow last night 

Great photos Sandra.

Graham.

[grapau27]

Good morning.

4°C cold and cloudy this morning in North East England.

Nothing planned for today just watching the news on Ukraine.

Prayers 🙏 for the Ukrainian people.

Graham.

[purplesea]

Morning to you all.

Lovely photos Sandra, seems as though you are enjoying your holiday.

Dull and dreary down here again, but what's new? 

Meeting a friend for coffee later, but other than that I've nothing planned.

Take care everyone and stay safe.

[yorkshirephil]

Good morning all, I have something I would like to share but am finding it difficult to say

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

[Josy1953]

3 hours ago, brian1 said:

Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg.

Have a safe journey Brian

[Josy1953]

Another wet miserable day here, fortunately we have nowhere that we need to go today.  We had said that we would go to do a bit of clothes shopping for OH but that can wait.

 

[kalos]

52 minutes ago, yorkshirephil said:

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Apparently it got ran over by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry on a very busy road 

[indiana123]

Then Peter Piper said pickle him  with a pack of pickled pepper ...!thats what Peter Piper said

 

 

Or something like that! 🙃

[Adawn47]

10 hours ago, zap99 said:

We filled up yesterday using a Morrisons voucher. 7p a litre off. £ 1.409. A bargain. You pay more than that for blue nun.🤣

More palatable too😉

Avril

[Adawn47]

23 minutes ago, indiana123 said:

Then Peter Piper said pickle him  with a pack of pickled pepper ...!thats what Peter Piper said

 

 

Or something like that! 🙃

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter  Piper picked😵

Avril