LondonLad60 Posted March 1, 2022 #32251 Share Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Presto2 said: At 5Ft tall I get that ---- my mum used to say that if anyone picked on me I was to say that "Good things come in small packages" as well and that "The bigger they are the harder they fall " ! 😉 Unfortunately, as someone of short stature myself, I soon discovered that the smaller they (we) are, the further they (we) bounce... Bob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted March 1, 2022 #32252 Share Posted March 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, LondonLad60 said: Unfortunately, as someone of short stature myself, I soon discovered that the smaller they (we) are, the further they (we) bounce... Bob We had a bloke who jumped off the roof of a local nightclub . Staff said "he wasn't one of their bouncers " 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowzz Posted March 1, 2022 #32253 Share Posted March 1, 2022 5 hours ago, yorkshirephil said: I heard they were not making 12 inch rulers any longer. "A bloke went into the chiropodists", - sorry everyone, for the sake of decency, I'll just give one more line from the joke - the chiropodist says "that's not a foot" and the bloke says .............. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zap99 Posted March 1, 2022 #32254 Share Posted March 1, 2022 7 hours ago, wowzz said: When you do the sums, and work out that it's costing 14p a mile to drive anywhere, it does make you wonder if your journey is really necessary! Thats a lot less than a cruise.🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrierjohn Posted March 1, 2022 #32255 Share Posted March 1, 2022 7 hours ago, wowzz said: When you do the sums, and work out that it's costing 14p a mile to drive anywhere, it does make you wonder if your journey is really necessary! Tesco price today was £1.46.9 for diesel, the local BP garage is £1.54.9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zap99 Posted March 1, 2022 #32256 Share Posted March 1, 2022 1 minute ago, terrierjohn said: Tesco price today was £1.46.9 for diesel, the local BP garage is £1.54.9. We filled up yesterday using a Morrisons voucher. 7p a litre off. £ 1.409. A bargain. You pay more than that for blue nun.🤣 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davecttr Posted March 2, 2022 #32257 Share Posted March 2, 2022 I just read Sainsbury's are closing 200 of their cafes, 67 remain open including my local one, not that I use it. Had roof repairs 2 years ago, lovely. Decided to buy some bread this morning and it was raining. Aargh! the b****y gutter is leaking again. The end beyond the down pipe has sagged. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian1 Posted March 2, 2022 #32258 Share Posted March 2, 2022 17 hours ago, kalos said: Anyone going out for a leisurely drive at £7 a gallon in old money Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted March 2, 2022 #32259 Share Posted March 2, 2022 (edited) 53 minutes ago, brian1 said: Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg. Have a safe journey mate ,but before you go can you nip round to Dave's ? Not sure if he he needs a plumber /roofer or a doctor ,sounds nasty His down pipes gone all saggy on him and it's leaking Edited March 2, 2022 by kalos Seeking an award winning plumber 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted March 2, 2022 #32260 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Lets hope the next talks go better Our thoughts as well 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purdey16 Posted March 2, 2022 #32261 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Good morning everyone from Cadiz today still dark outside so having a cup of tea and then getting ready to go to Seville today. Yesterday we were in Gibraltar and we took a trip to Marbella which was lovely sunny weather and we had a walk around the old town which was very pretty and stopped from some refreshments which after enjoying very much that thick hot chocolate had to stop several more times for more refreshments just so I could use the toilet 😂 husband got fed up having coffees so had to resort to wine later ! all good though. anyway a very pretty old town of Marbella. the keel & cow last night 18 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrajet Posted March 2, 2022 #32262 Share Posted March 2, 2022 55 minutes ago, Purdey16 said: Good morning everyone from Cadiz today still dark outside so having a cup of tea and then getting ready to go to Seville today. Super photos. Churros & thick hot chocolate, very yummy! Have a great time. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian1 Posted March 2, 2022 #32263 Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, kalos said: Have a safe journey mate ,but before you go can you nip round to Dave's ? Not sure if he he needs a plumber /roofer or a doctor ,sounds nasty His down pipes gone all saggy on him and it's leaking Cheers Kalos,he's on the way to Folkestone Chunnel.But must say all us old geezers get saggy leaking downpipes eventually. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Eddie99 Posted March 2, 2022 #32264 Share Posted March 2, 2022 (edited) Submitted passport renewal application via the online process yesterday. This cartoon fits 🙂 Did a selfie pic - honestly it looks like a criminal mugshot - look straight ahead, no smiling etc. Edited March 2, 2022 by Eddie99 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted March 2, 2022 #32265 Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, brian1 said: Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg. I hope you have an uneventful drive Brian. Take care. Graham. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted March 2, 2022 #32266 Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Purdey16 said: Good morning everyone from Cadiz today still dark outside so having a cup of tea and then getting ready to go to Seville today. Yesterday we were in Gibraltar and we took a trip to Marbella which was lovely sunny weather and we had a walk around the old town which was very pretty and stopped from some refreshments which after enjoying very much that thick hot chocolate had to stop several more times for more refreshments just so I could use the toilet 😂 husband got fed up having coffees so had to resort to wine later ! all good though. anyway a very pretty old town of Marbella. the keel & cow last night Great photos Sandra. Graham. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted March 2, 2022 #32267 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Good morning. 4°C cold and cloudy this morning in North East England. Nothing planned for today just watching the news on Ukraine. Prayers 🙏 for the Ukrainian people. Graham. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplesea Posted March 2, 2022 #32268 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Morning to you all. Lovely photos Sandra, seems as though you are enjoying your holiday. Dull and dreary down here again, but what's new? Meeting a friend for coffee later, but other than that I've nothing planned. Take care everyone and stay safe. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkshirephil Posted March 2, 2022 #32269 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Good morning all, I have something I would like to share but am finding it difficult to say Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josy1953 Posted March 2, 2022 #32270 Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 hours ago, brian1 said: Starting 1500 miles Friday.Hopefully a bit cheaper in Luxembourg. Have a safe journey Brian 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josy1953 Posted March 2, 2022 #32271 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Another wet miserable day here, fortunately we have nowhere that we need to go today. We had said that we would go to do a bit of clothes shopping for OH but that can wait. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted March 2, 2022 #32272 Share Posted March 2, 2022 52 minutes ago, yorkshirephil said: Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. Apparently it got ran over by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry on a very busy road 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiana123 Posted March 2, 2022 #32273 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Then Peter Piper said pickle him with a pack of pickled pepper ...!thats what Peter Piper said Or something like that! 🙃 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adawn47 Posted March 2, 2022 #32274 Share Posted March 2, 2022 10 hours ago, zap99 said: We filled up yesterday using a Morrisons voucher. 7p a litre off. £ 1.409. A bargain. You pay more than that for blue nun.🤣 More palatable too😉 Avril 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adawn47 Posted March 2, 2022 #32275 Share Posted March 2, 2022 23 minutes ago, indiana123 said: Then Peter Piper said pickle him with a pack of pickled pepper ...!thats what Peter Piper said Or something like that! 🙃 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked😵 Avril 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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