what is the wildest,craziest thing you've ever seen on a cruise?

[stompy]

No way, there's no way that could ever happen...

 

http://www.thehollo.com/cruise/video7.wmv

 

 

ROTFL LMAO PMP! Thanks for a great vid!

 

You know what the worst part of the video is? My wife LAUGHING at me the whole time...

[Cookie2boys]

Even though this first scenerio took place in the airport on the way to our recent cruise, I think it's worth mentioning.

 

This is what DH told me immediately after it happeed. He had "to go" to the bathroom really bad. As he entered (in a hurry), he went into a stall and started "using" it. No one else what so ever was in there. All of a sudden, he starts to hear this "click" "clack" noise over and over again. Seconds later, he realizes..................................................he's in the Ladies Room:eek::eek::eek: "using" the bathroom. He somehow composes himself and walks out the stall and face not one, not two, but three women. Embarassed, he apologizes and explains. They just laugh/smile. He told me he noticed there were no urinals when he entered but he did not give it a second thought being that he was in a hurry. You should have seen the look on his face when he began to tell me.

 

Second, on our last day of the cruise there was myself and a gentleman waiting for an elevator. I had to go two floors down. This man obviously had a stroke and had no use or very little use of his right arm. We engage in small talk as "how was your cruise". The elevator opens and we get on. It's just the two of us. All of a sudden, he ask me if I could button his pants. WHAT!!!!!!!! I politely say no and thankfully the elevator door opens on my floor about two seconds later.

 

He had his belt buckled and that should have been good enough. I wasn't trying to be mean or anything but he could have at least asked a man or whomever he came on the cruise with. Now picture this...... YOU are waiting for a elevator, the door opens and what do you see. I'll tell you what you see, you see me buttoning up a mans pants who appears to be about 20 years older than me. Now what would you be thinking. Ooohhhh, I know what you would be thinking. You would be thinking "Oh boy, have I got a post for this thread":D.

[GloBug]

I've used the mens room at the baseball game when the ladies line was waaaay too long. Didn't bother me as long as the stalls had doors on them! :p

[JunieRoon]

Oh lighten up, its not like he made fun of him to his face.

 

 

ooops, I thought I quoted the lady scolding the man who made fun of the boy wearing the big gold medalion. (Geez, thats confusing)

Edited December 9, 2009 by JunieRoon
mistake in posting

[momofmeg]

I left out he spent the nights softly knocking, begging, pleading, crying and telling her how beautiful she was!!

He rarely left the hall, and the weird thing was he was very cheerful during the day.

 

A bit foolish of them, and childish, to make exhibitionists of themselves and their private lives. It looks to me it would have been better to ask the steward to separate their bed to twins.

[wmwmarmstrong]

They did have twin beds but there was no way she was letting him in! Lol I wanted to know what he did to be treated so badly but never found out. He seemed like a sweet kid.

This happened when Carnival had a min. age of 18, so they were very young.

[bobsfamily]

They did have twin beds but there was no way she was letting him in! Lol I wanted to know what he did to be treated so badly but never found out. He seemed like a sweet kid.

This happened when Carnival had a min. age of 18, so they were very young.

Marriage is the one exception to the 21/25 age. If one/both are under 21 BUT marriage will allow them to travel without the required 25 yo.

[songbird1329]

Even though this first scenerio took place in the airport on the way to our recent cruise, I think it's worth mentioning.

 

This is what DH told me immediately after it happeed. He had "to go" to the bathroom really bad. As he entered (in a hurry), he went into a stall and started "using" it. No one else what so ever was in there. All of a sudden, he starts to hear this "click" "clack" noise over and over again. Seconds later, he realizes..................................................he's in the Ladies Room:eek::eek::eek: "using" the bathroom. He somehow composes himself and walks out the stall and face not one, not two, but three women. Embarassed, he apologizes and explains. They just laugh/smile. He told me he noticed there were no urinals when he entered but he did not give it a second thought being that he was in a hurry. You should have seen the look on his face when he began to tell me.

 

Second, on our last day of the cruise there was myself and a gentleman waiting for an elevator. I had to go two floors down. This man obviously had a stroke and had no use or very little use of his right arm. We engage in small talk as "how was your cruise". The elevator opens and we get on. It's just the two of us. All of a sudden, he ask me if I could button his pants. WHAT!!!!!!!! I politely say no and thankfully the elevator door opens on my floor about two seconds later.

 

He had his belt buckled and that should have been good enough. I wasn't trying to be mean or anything but he could have at least asked a man or whomever he came on the cruise with. Now picture this...... YOU are waiting for a elevator, the door opens and what do you see. I'll tell you what you see, you see me buttoning up a mans pants who appears to be about 20 years older than me. Now what would you be thinking. Ooohhhh, I know what you would be thinking. You would be thinking "Oh boy, have I got a post for this thread":D.

 

there's a Christmas song, a parody called The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen' ...your story reminded me of that...:D

[momofmeg]

there's a Christmas song, a parody called The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen' ...your story reminded me of that...:D

 

I did that last summer at the airport at the bathroom by baggage claim-except the opposite, I went into the men's by mistake and did not realize it until I saw this young man around 20 come in, as I washed my hands. Even then, I thought he had goofed until I walked out and saw, yes I had gone into the men's room. (doors were side by side)

 

My only excuse is we had just got off a 9 hour flight from France. It was 8 pm at night, but by "Europe time" it was like 2 am! I was exhausted had needed to "go" for nearly 2 hours. We ended up having to circle for nearly an hour, until permission was granted to land, so I could not go on the plane, and then I had to go through customs,etc. No wonder I goofed!

[JenaMH]

the game of QUEST ....its the CRAZIEST and i cant believe that hubby and i and our Cruisin Partners were being WILD AND CRAZY...but it was so much FUN...it was a RIOT:D:p

 

I've got VIDEO of a "men without pants" round... and some took it to mean no underwear too!! :eek: (..not to mention some of the other rounds too! OMG!)

[cusyl]

On the Quest game on the Grandeur last month, it was my first time to see it, there was a heavy set woman ran up with a man's shirt in her hand and only a bra and shorts on. John Martin, said MADAM, and everyone laughed.:D

[Atlastalady]

I was traveling on the Alaska Marine Ferry out of Seattle. I had a tip from a local cabbie on how to get on the boat first with my car and get a good "tent Spot". I was camping on the top deck, no stateroom. I was looking forward to my first trip to Alaska, and what an adventure it would be. Anyway ,I set up my tent near the rail in the back, and was standing there marveling at down town Seattle, and I hear a comotion above me. On the plexi-glass roof, just above my head, was a lady totaly nakid, except for a bottle of champagne, waving at rush hour trafic on interstate 5. She had obviosly been over-served and feeling no pain. I was concerned for her safety, so I kept watching her for at least 10 minutes, and finaly 3 uniformed crewman threw a blanket around her and escorted her down. I dont know how she got up there, and I never saw her again after that. What a fun trip it was, 3 days to Haines on the inside passage. Then 850 miles of gravel road to Homer, then another Ferry to Kodiak. But thats a whole other story.

 

850 miles of "gravel road" to Homer? Did you four by in or what?!

[Calgon1]

OK Glo. It took me a couple days, but have read the whole thread. A lot of very funny stories here. More than a few that were more pitiful than outrageous.

 

Hmmmmm. Couldn't help but notice that most of the stories relating to over-the-top, irresponsible, drunks were on Carnival sailings .... Wonder if that's just a coincidence .....? Nah. Probably not!

[anniversarycruisin']

...so I was walking down to the restaurant with my stuffed bird on the shoulder of my life jacket, trying to keep my Burger King crown on with one hand, when this wig comes at my face from nowhere....:D

 

Okay, that is just too darn funny!!!:o

[BTfan]

On my first cruise, me and my friend were upgraded from an oceanview to an obstructed balcony on the Victory. We walk out and are facing the causeway in Miami, pumped on adenaline (and rum)..one of us said that we should stand on the balcony naked and wave to the city. Which we did..a bit later..we decide to explore the ship..so we find that the next door over we can get to the open front of the ship..we look up and see the crew are smiling and waving at us.

 

A bit later we wondered why this was considered an obstructed balcony...the bridge was directly above us...complete with downward facing windows..

[Drumbum1977]

We were aboard the "last cruise" of the original "Love Boat" (Pacific Princess) from NY to Rome 2 years ago. There was a couple aboard who each carried a Teddy Bear with them, everywhere, all day long. Whenever they sat down to eat or drink, the bears sat on the table and "shared" with them. Whenever they won at Trivia (which seemed like every day) the bears collected the prizes. I think the bears even had different outfits, including tux and formal for the formal nights. Everyone on board was familiar with the "bear people".

 

I have seen these people! They bring the bears in different outfits to the dining room and have their own chair......seriously people, not cute, and not funny!

[eschew]

On my first cruise, me and my friend were upgraded from an oceanview to an obstructed balcony on the Victory. We walk out and are facing the causeway in Miami, pumped on adenaline (and rum)..one of us said that we should stand on the balcony naked and wave to the city. Which we did..a bit later..we decide to explore the ship..so we find that the next door over we can get to the open front of the ship..we look up and see the crew are smiling and waving at us.

 

A bit later we wondered why this was considered an obstructed balcony...the bridge was directly above us...complete with downward facing windows..

 

 

Your view is obstructed. Their views are not.

[Cruisers425Years]

Please excuse the large font as I am legally blilnd.

 

How about when I was at a restaurant and I called the Mariachi to come sing at our table....when he got close to me I realized it was only a waiter carring a very large tray. I thought the tray was his big mariachi sombrero. Everyone started to laugh, including myself and the waiter. I really thought he was a mariachi with a big black hat. Blame it on me being as blind as a bat.....Angel

I found out I needed glasses one day when calling and speaking lovingly to my black cat, "Blackie," only to find out I was talking to my black sweat pants I'd left on the floor.

[momofmeg]

I found out I needed glasses one day when calling and speaking lovingly to my black cat, "Blackie," only to find out I was talking to my black sweat pants I'd left on the floor.

 

LOL! I can relate to that. Me too! Have you seen the commercial where the woman lets in a raccoon thinking it is her cat? I laughed so hard when I saw that.

[paramed]

bump i love these:D:D:D:D:D:D

[bobsfamily]

LOL! I can relate to that. Me too! Have you seen the commercial where the woman lets in a raccoon thinking it is her cat? I laughed so hard when I saw that.

Saw that the other day and choked on my coke!

[MiamiSpartan]

I once saw this really tall skinny dude walking around the ship dressed in this moomoo looking giraffe outfit for the entire 7 day cruise....:eek:

[MiamiSpartan]

I've used the mens room at the baseball game when the ladies line was waaaay too long. Didn't bother me as long as the stalls had doors on them! :p

 

Reminds me of a funny story that happened to my two sisters back in Chicago:

 

The 3 of us are at one of our favorite pizza restaurants on the North Side, when my older sister gets up to use the restroom...

A minute or so later, my younger sister gets up to do the same...

My younger sister starts knocking on the Ladies Room door for my other sister to let her in....no response...So she starts banging hard, and saying "Let me in! Come on Bonehead (my older sister's nickname...long story..!), LET ME IN!!"

After a couple of minutes of that, my older sister peers out from the Men's Room to see what all the commotion was about...!:eek:

 

The 3 of us were hysterical trying to imagine the poor woman who was trying to do her business in the Ladies Room!:D

[spyder1]

i still find the funiest thing i have seen was on my first cruise with royal caribbean. Been on two more since, well anyway, we went to the quest game show, and if any of you out there have been to this you know what its like. Well we were sitting there, there was 35 in my party including aunts and uncles , and my parents. the staff asked for the first person to come up with 3 pairs of mens pants, well ill tell you i have NEVER!!:eek: seen so many man drop there pants so fast. including my father and sisters boyfriend, who were in tighty whities. I thought my mom was going to have a heart attack!! any way the night was nicly rounded out with my very macho 19 year old cousin, dressing in his sister clothing to win the best looking mail dressed up like female.(i would post the pictures, because they are that good but he would kill me) It was hillarious seeing these guys running around, so they could win, and mind you they knew in advance that the prices were only KEY CHAINS, AND LANYARDS:D ill tell you what a hoot!!

 

 

I think I was on your cruise.....

[Ellusionz]

I've just had such fun reading these as I prepare for my next cruise next week. I started writing down all my "funnies".

 

 

Here's a pre-cruise story:

 

We traveled on the Disney Wonder when my son was 5 and my daughter was about 1. My parents also joined us. We came down a day early and went to Disney. My daughter was in one of those rental strollers. We went to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. You need to park the strollers outside and you go through a dark maze and then board a boat for the ride. My father was wheeling the stroller with my daughter so I told him to leave the stroller there and proceeded to run after my son who had already entered the cave. We got on the boat and the ride started. I asked my father to hand me my daughter and he said (this is true!), "you told me to leave the stroller outside". I screamed that he was supposed to take her out first. This was the looongest ride I was ever on. I kept yelling for help but they said we just had to finish the ride.

 

When we got off, she was fine but I aged 10 years! She's 9 now and has been told the story and constantly reminds my father of when he left her outside the ride for anyone to steal!

 

This happens more often than you think. You're lucky no one caught it. The police usually gets called.