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Ok I'm in but just a few questions

Can I just wear jeans in the main dining room

What the difference between the ultimate and premium drink packages

Can I take on 2 bottles of vodka instead of wine

If I get a drink package can I share it with everyone on the ship

If the sky's get ruff can I sue and get a full refund and free cruising for life

Oh and what's the pizza like

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Ok I'm in but just a few questions

Can I just wear jeans in the main dining room

What the difference between the ultimate and premium drink packages

Can I take on 2 bottles of vodka instead of wine

If I get a drink package can I share it with everyone on the ship

If the sky's get ruff can I sue and get a full refund and free cruising for life

Oh and what's the pizza like

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On this ship, all drinks are included.

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Ok I'm in but just a few questions

Can I just wear jeans in the main dining room

What the difference between the ultimate and premium drink packages

Can I take on 2 bottles of vodka instead of wine

If I get a drink package can I share it with everyone on the ship

If the sky's get ruff can I sue and get a full refund and free cruising for life

Oh and what's the pizza like

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Jeans are not necessary. Wear ONLY a shirt and shoes to the MDR.

(The shirt cannot be a tank top and the shoes cannot be flip flops.)

 

On formal night, you can just add a tie.;)

Judy

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That's cute! I can imagine the complaints:

Can you believe how much they charge for oxygen?!

My room steward didn't tether me down tight enough to sleep and I was floating all over!

I am Diamond + and they told me there are no balconies on this spaceship! Some made up excuse about about no atmosphere. Did I mention I'm Diamond +!?

No excursions to Mars?! I'm switching lines!

My assistant waiter took too long to bring my Tang! He kept floating away! You'd think RCI would train their employees to walk against anti-gravity! Needless to say, I had to go through the hassle of removing gratuities with the amount I pay and they don't provide decent training. They're not getting another dime from me!

What no free spacesuits in the suites?!

How are we supposed to swim in the solarium when the water is floating all throughout the air?!

I paid all this money for a space view and it's DARK all of the time!

Did you see the sign-up line for the iFly simulator?! Oh, wait...

 

 

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