I do flaunt my C&A Status

[Cigar King]

I try to be kind. I find the Gold's really appreciate using a burlap sack filled with empty spam cans as a pillow.

 

I know I should spoil em, but, I'm just a softy.

[Cigar King]

There’s a good job for the Golds: count the pillowcases

 

I'm not sure all of them can count.

[grapau27]

I'm not sure all of them can count.

I insist my Gold's have a calculator to help them count.

I don't mind when I ask for 1 champagne and they deliver 1 case for me.

[Ocean Boy]

I insist my Gold's have a calculator to help them count.

I don't mind when I ask for 1 champagne and they deliver 1 case for me.

Just more soft hearted spoiling. I see no need for a calculator when an abacus would suffice.

[grapau27]

Just more soft hearted spoiling. I see no need for a calculator when an abacus would suffice.

They can pick a calculator up for £1 in England.

When my gold's first see me I give them a maths test so I know what duties to allocate them.

[Cigar King]

Just more soft hearted spoiling. I see no need for a calculator when an abacus would suffice.

 

Abacus? What happened to fingers?

[grapau27]

Abacus? What happened to fingers?

We had to stop that because of the rude gesture's.

[Cigar King]

Oh my. Keel hauling does wonders for that kind of behavior.

[grapau27]

Oh my. Keel hauling does wonders for that kind of behavior.

Maybe we should leave all the golds down there and use platinums and Emeralds instead.

[Cigar King]

I feel we need to make better use of the higher tiers. Personally I find that the Pinnacles are useful drones. They have some training so I feel a little better about giving them tasks.

[grapau27]

I feel we need to make better use of the higher tiers. Personally I find that the Pinnacles are useful drones. They have some training so I feel a little better about giving them tasks.

It shows our status when Pinnacle's are desperate to help us.

[Domino D]

Maybe we should leave all the golds down there and use platinums and Emeralds instead.

 

I feel we need to make better use of the higher tiers. Personally I find that the Pinnacles are useful drones. They have some training so I feel a little better about giving them tasks.

 

I'm not saying we have to, I mean it is us after all, but perhaps we should not forget there is a limit to what a Gold is knowledgeable and capable of. Why frustrate ourselves, when other resources are available to make our lives better. Emeralds, Platinums, Pinnacles, Zinc's, Tin's, Coal's, even Diamond Inferiors should all be trying to keep us happy.

[Cigar King]

Absolutely. I expect everyone to begin their day with the same thought. "What can I do today to make the life of a DS just a little more special?"

[grapau27]

Absolutely. I expect everyone to begin their day with the same thought. "What can I do today to make the life of a DS just a little more special?"

Your brilliant thread has got us DS worldwide recognition and everyone wants to serve us.

[biomedbob]

I'm just curious.......are any of you also members of the original "Mustard of the Seas" group? I was in charge of the pickle ball.

 

MOS #59 :halo:

[grapau27]

I'm just curious.......are any of you also members of the original "Mustard of the Seas" group? I was in charge of the pickle ball.

 

MOS #59 :halo:

The only thing that counts is we are DS.

[Cigar King]

Well said.

[grapau27]

Well said.

Thank you L (Leader)DS.

[island lady]

 

OMG...another great post pic...love it! Keel hauled Pinnacle? :confused::eek::')

[island lady]

Ha. I wonder what there are more of on board, pillow cases or Gold's.

 

Hmmm...good question. :confused:;)

[island lady]

Of course they don't. Why taunt them with pillow cases? Next they would want pillows.

 

They seem to be quite happy using logs or stones. Agree...don't temp them. ;)

[island lady]

I try to be kind. I find the Gold's really appreciate using a burlap sack filled with empty spam cans as a pillow.

 

I know I should spoil em, but, I'm just a softy.

 

Ahh...as usual our Royal DS King has the best solution...recycle!! :D:cool:

[island lady]

Just more soft hearted spoiling. I see no need for a calculator when an abacus would suffice.

 

What...they don't have fingers and toes? Mine do just fine with that. :cool:

[grapau27]

Alas.... and with all due respect, many of the crash and rude comments in this topic need not to be read as they speak for those who post them....

It's a fun thread,all in good humour with only a few DS posting and we are all flaunting our DS C&A status which is the theme of the thread with many thousands of people reading so they must be enjoying the read too.

[Cigar King]

Looks like somebody missed out on their spam lobster...