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I do flaunt my C&A Status

Cigar King

By Cigar King,
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Rocket3D

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Hi, [saluting]

 

Just found this thread. Fun stuff.

 

I decided (after cleaning coffee spray off the iMac)

that ‘DS’ folks have more fun than Pineapples, or anybody.

 

Unfortunately, we will become ‘P’ soon, no going back now (bummer).

 

Anyway, not wanting to be sneered at (or subjected to 'P' jokes), I designed

a new ‘delphically simple’ signature picture which eliminates any reference to

our actual C&A status.

 

Going forward…only Royal will know our status….whether to stock our cabin

with 4-ply TP, have the bottle of Moscato, 8 bottles of water, and orange juice

and cookies ready on day 1….oops may have said too much already.

 

 

Subscribed…

:D:D

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Domino D

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I don't let the Gold's help me pack. They often crush my cigars. I find the pinnacles do the best job packing. They have more experience,

 

Agreed Pinnacles are an all to often untapped resource of assistance to us, isn't that why thy wear those name tags?

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Domino D

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Hi, [saluting]

 

Just found this thread. Fun stuff.

 

I decided (after cleaning coffee spray off the iMac)

that ‘DS’ folks have more fun than Pineapples, or anybody.

 

Unfortunately, we will become ‘P’ soon, no going back now (bummer).

 

Anyway, not wanting to be sneered at (or subjected to 'P' jokes), I designed

a new ‘delphically simple’ signature picture which eliminates any reference to

our actual C&A status.

 

Going forward…only Royal will know our status….whether to stock our cabin

with 4-ply TP, have the bottle of Moscato, 8 bottles of water, and orange juice

and cookies ready on day 1….oops may have said too much already.

 

 

Subscribed…

:D:D

 

You sir or madame sound like DS material, regardless of what Royal chooses to call you. But you need to strut that status proudly. The sneers and jokes of the jealous can not deter you from having your superiority recognized. Just today I emailed Royal to let them know my lawn needs cutting, and point out that if they value our business, I expect to have a manicured lawn by tomorrow. When you are DS, all gas stations are Full Service as someone will choose to serve us. Usually a Gold or Emerald will pop up and get the job done. If they want Lobster Sticks, Spam, and the Occasional Chocolate.

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island lady "Live from...." Rare

island lady

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Agreed Pinnacles are an all to often untapped resource of assistance to us, isn't that why thy wear those name tags?

 

Yup, they get confused by many pax as being crew members (tags look similar :confused:), so I guess they are used to being tapped as assistance. :D:cool:

 

I find myself consulting with them quite often. ;)

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island lady "Live from...." Rare

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Hi, [saluting]

 

Just found this thread. Fun stuff.

 

I decided (after cleaning coffee spray off the iMac)

that ‘DS’ folks have more fun than Pineapples, or anybody.

 

Unfortunately, we will become ‘P’ soon, no going back now (bummer).

 

Anyway, not wanting to be sneered at (or subjected to 'P' jokes), I designed

a new ‘delphically simple’ signature picture which eliminates any reference to

our actual C&A status.

 

Going forward…only Royal will know our status….whether to stock our cabin

with 4-ply TP, have the bottle of Moscato, 8 bottles of water, and orange juice

and cookies ready on day 1….oops may have said too much already.

 

 

Subscribed…

:D:D

 

Love your "incognito" signature...had to call the DH over to check it out...perfect!! :D

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island lady "Live from...." Rare

island lady

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You sir or madame sound like DS material, regardless of what Royal chooses to call you. But you need to strut that status proudly. The sneers and jokes of the jealous can not deter you from having your superiority recognized. Just today I emailed Royal to let them know my lawn needs cutting, and point out that if they value our business, I expect to have a manicured lawn by tomorrow. When you are DS, all gas stations are Full Service as someone will choose to serve us. Usually a Gold or Emerald will pop up and get the job done. If they want Lobster Sticks, Spam, and the Occasional Chocolate.

 

Well said fellow DS...well said indeed. :D

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island lady "Live from...." Rare

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Fortunately, we are not most people in the world.

 

Agree...and is why we ignore comments by golds who are required to go back to sleeping with the rats in the bilge when they get too full of themselves and step out of bounds. ;)

 

Rations of lobster sticks and Spam withheld also.

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grapau27

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Agree...and is why we ignore comments by golds who are required to go back to sleeping with the rats in the bilge when they get too full of themselves and step out of bounds. ;)

 

Rations of lobster sticks and Spam withheld also.

If any of my gold's step out of line I stop feeding them and send them to the food banks.
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