centurycruiser Posted March 1, 2021 #1576 Share Posted March 1, 2021 19 hours ago, C-Dragons said: A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes. His every movement was so captivating that the woman could not help but stare. The man noticed that he was the object of the woman’s rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear. “I’ll do anything,” he said in a deep, soft voice. “Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There’s just one condition…” Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She then leaned over and whispered into his ear… ”Clean my house”. A beautiful blond knocked on a door and when it opened she told the man "I'll do anything for $100." He thought for a moment, paid her $100 and said "Paint my porch." She came back awhile later and said she was done and then she said "By the way that wasn't a porch, it was a BMW." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofysmom99 Posted March 1, 2021 #1577 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3 & 5 were done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare cruisestitch Posted March 2, 2021 #1579 Share Posted March 2, 2021 There was a young man from Peru whose limericks would end with line two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestLakeGirl Posted March 2, 2021 #1580 Share Posted March 2, 2021 There was a young man from Verdun..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RickT Posted March 2, 2021 #1582 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, davekathy said: Hasbro recently announced Mr and Mrs Potato head were going Gender Neutral and would no longer be referred to as Mr and Mrs. Guess this potato head didn’t get the memo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted March 2, 2021 #1583 Share Posted March 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, RickT said: Hasbro recently announced Mr and Mrs Potato head were going Gender Neutral and would no longer be referred to as Mr and Mrs. Guess this potato head didn’t get the memo. My thoughts exactly when I first saw it. 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare PTC DAWG Posted March 2, 2021 #1584 Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, RickT said: Hasbro recently announced Mr and Mrs Potato head were going Gender Neutral and would no longer be referred to as Mr and Mrs. Guess this potato head didn’t get the memo. I believe they reversed that decision.....or at least I read it somewhere... https://www.wtrf.com/entertainment-news/hasbro-reverses-decision-mr-potato-head-will-remain/ Edited March 2, 2021 by PTC DAWG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fouremco Posted March 6, 2021 #1597 Share Posted March 6, 2021 56 minutes ago, davekathy said: And there were blackboards and chalk! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted March 6, 2021 Author #1598 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Fouremco said: And there were blackboards and chalk! Until the blackboards changed color and became green! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGW59 Posted March 6, 2021 #1599 Share Posted March 6, 2021 45 minutes ago, C-Dragons said: Until the blackboards changed color and became green! and then they became whiteboards with markers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare lyndarra Posted March 7, 2021 #1600 Share Posted March 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Fouremco said: And there were blackboards and chalk! I remember having desks with inkwells and pens with nibs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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