DUMB-FOUNDED AND SPEECHLESS

[firespirit]

While reading Cruise Law News, I came across the following:

 

NCL Imposes Keelhauling to Motivate Crew Members

By Jim Walker on April 1, 2019

Posted in Weird Cruise News

 

Sources report that Norwegian Cruise Line will implement keelhauling as a means to motivate crew members to work longer hours on NCL cruise ships.

 

 

The ancient maritime form of punishment, once meted out to sailors at sea, involves being tied to a line and pulled along the keel, either from one side of the ship to the other, or under the keel from bow to stern. It dates back to the ancient Rhodian Maritime Code (around 800 B.C.) and was used as late as the 19th century by the Royal Navy and the Dutch Navy until it was abolished as cruel punishment. 

 

NCL CEO Frank Del Rio, who is credited for the new motivational tool, says that he came up with keelhauling after watching his guests participate in the walking “The Plank” for a fee on the Norwegian Getaway.

 

Cruise executive Del Rio, who mentioned the idea in a recent quarterly earning statement, was quoted as saying “NCL needed something to create motivation for our ship employees while creating excitement for our guests!” Del Rio said that NCL will charge passengers a fee of $19.99 to watch the crew members being keelhauled under the NCL ships.

NCL has imposed every imaginable extra charge on its passengers, including increased room services charges, automatic gratuities and restaurant cover charges, which are diverted away from the crew members to cover executive compensation. He said at the earnings conference “… we have looked across the fleet to identify areas where marginal changes can improve the bottom line… this is a bold move which differentiates us from our competitors and will put money into NCL’s pockets. To put into perspective how these small changes can add up quickly, every dollar increase in yield translates to approximately $15 million to the bottom line.”

 

NCL is expected to seek a trademark on NCLKeelhauling, as a play on its NCL Freestyling slogan.

 

In-house lawyers at NCL, who did not wish to be identified, expressed concern that keelhauling probably violates 18 U.S. Code § 114, which prohibits “maiming within maritime and territorial jurisdiction.”  Del Rio said that the U.S. federal statute applies only to state territorial waters, whereas the NCL fleet spends the majority of time in international waters.

 

 

Increasing productivity of cruise employees is a pet project of this cruise executive who routinely appears in the galleys of NCL ships to order the cooks to work faster. “Getting our crew members to work 110% remains our goal,” said Del Rio who collected 350 million dollars, himself, last year. “Tying the crew to the mast and publicly flogging them with a cat-o’-nine tails remain options, if we can’t get more work out of our crew.”

 

Photo credit: Walk the plank – NCL;  CEO Del Rio – TravelWrite.co.za

 

I am dumb-founded and speechless. 

[KarlChilders]

You are about 2 months late with that. Article is dated April 1

[Paul Bogle]

I'm glad to see NCL is following OSHA rules requiring life jackets for those about to be hauled.

[gmbhardy]

5 minutes ago, firespirit said:

While reading Cruise Law News, I came across the following:

 

NCL Imposes Keelhauling to Motivate Crew Members

By Jim Walker on April 1, 2019

Posted in Weird Cruise News

 

Sources report that Norwegian Cruise Line will implement keelhauling as a means to motivate crew members to work longer hours on NCL cruise ships.

 

 

The ancient maritime form of punishment, once meted out to sailors at sea, involves being tied to a line and pulled along the keel, either from one side of the ship to the other, or under the keel from bow to stern. It dates back to the ancient Rhodian Maritime Code (around 800 B.C.) and was used as late as the 19th century by the Royal Navy and the Dutch Navy until it was abolished as cruel punishment. 

 

NCL CEO Frank Del Rio, who is credited for the new motivational tool, says that he came up with keelhauling after watching his guests participate in the walking “The Plank” for a fee on the Norwegian Getaway.

 

Cruise executive Del Rio, who mentioned the idea in a recent quarterly earning statement, was quoted as saying “NCL needed something to create motivation for our ship employees while creating excitement for our guests!” Del Rio said that NCL will charge passengers a fee of $19.99 to watch the crew members being keelhauled under the NCL ships.

NCL has imposed every imaginable extra charge on its passengers, including increased room services charges, automatic gratuities and restaurant cover charges, which are diverted away from the crew members to cover executive compensation. He said at the earnings conference “… we have looked across the fleet to identify areas where marginal changes can improve the bottom line… this is a bold move which differentiates us from our competitors and will put money into NCL’s pockets. To put into perspective how these small changes can add up quickly, every dollar increase in yield translates to approximately $15 million to the bottom line.”

 

NCL is expected to seek a trademark on NCLKeelhauling, as a play on its NCL Freestyling slogan.

 

In-house lawyers at NCL, who did not wish to be identified, expressed concern that keelhauling probably violates 18 U.S. Code § 114, which prohibits “maiming within maritime and territorial jurisdiction.”  Del Rio said that the U.S. federal statute applies only to state territorial waters, whereas the NCL fleet spends the majority of time in international waters.

 

 

Increasing productivity of cruise employees is a pet project of this cruise executive who routinely appears in the galleys of NCL ships to order the cooks to work faster. “Getting our crew members to work 110% remains our goal,” said Del Rio who collected 350 million dollars, himself, last year. “Tying the crew to the mast and publicly flogging them with a cat-o’-nine tails remain options, if we can’t get more work out of our crew.”

 

Photo credit: Walk the plank – NCL;  CEO Del Rio – TravelWrite.co.za

 

I am dumb-founded and speechless. 

 

I think the $19.99 charge is too expensive.

[Casino Comp Chick]

10 minutes ago, gmbhardy said:

 

I think the $19.99 charge is too expensive.

Don’t forget the ever present 20% service fee for your convenience.

[pcakes122]

Haven guests have reserved seating.  The Concierge will escort you.

[Greenpea2]

Now maybe those service peeps will shape up and deliver TCZ wherever and whenever anyone wants them to!

[shof515]

dated April 1, 2019

reads like a big stupid april fools joke

[kodesthemoose]

How did you manage to register an account on CC six years ago, and then only make one single post, and it's an April Fools joke?  Really playing the long con eh. 

[PTC DAWG]

Someone needs to get a life...or a sense of humor at least...

[phissy]

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!    NOT A TRUE STORY.

[quercus alba]

3 hours ago, phissy said:

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!    NOT A TRUE STORY.

 

The real joke is that it's June, I guess... 🤨

[sfaaa]

6 hours ago, firespirit said:

While reading Cruise Law News, I came across the following:

 

 

LOL. You are funny man. Real funny.

[jbethel11]

18 hours ago, firespirit said:

While reading Cruise Law News, I came across the following:

 

NCL Imposes Keelhauling to Motivate Crew Members

By Jim Walker on April 1, 2019

Posted in Weird Cruise News

 

Sources report that Norwegian Cruise Line will implement keelhauling as a means to motivate crew members to work longer hours on NCL cruise ships.

 

 

The ancient maritime form of punishment, once meted out to sailors at sea, involves being tied to a line and pulled along the keel, either from one side of the ship to the other, or under the keel from bow to stern. It dates back to the ancient Rhodian Maritime Code (around 800 B.C.) and was used as late as the 19th century by the Royal Navy and the Dutch Navy until it was abolished as cruel punishment. 

 

NCL CEO Frank Del Rio, who is credited for the new motivational tool, says that he came up with keelhauling after watching his guests participate in the walking “The Plank” for a fee on the Norwegian Getaway.

 

Cruise executive Del Rio, who mentioned the idea in a recent quarterly earning statement, was quoted as saying “NCL needed something to create motivation for our ship employees while creating excitement for our guests!” Del Rio said that NCL will charge passengers a fee of $19.99 to watch the crew members being keelhauled under the NCL ships.

NCL has imposed every imaginable extra charge on its passengers, including increased room services charges, automatic gratuities and restaurant cover charges, which are diverted away from the crew members to cover executive compensation. He said at the earnings conference “… we have looked across the fleet to identify areas where marginal changes can improve the bottom line… this is a bold move which differentiates us from our competitors and will put money into NCL’s pockets. To put into perspective how these small changes can add up quickly, every dollar increase in yield translates to approximately $15 million to the bottom line.”

 

NCL is expected to seek a trademark on NCLKeelhauling, as a play on its NCL Freestyling slogan.

 

In-house lawyers at NCL, who did not wish to be identified, expressed concern that keelhauling probably violates 18 U.S. Code § 114, which prohibits “maiming within maritime and territorial jurisdiction.”  Del Rio said that the U.S. federal statute applies only to state territorial waters, whereas the NCL fleet spends the majority of time in international waters.

 

 

Increasing productivity of cruise employees is a pet project of this cruise executive who routinely appears in the galleys of NCL ships to order the cooks to work faster. “Getting our crew members to work 110% remains our goal,” said Del Rio who collected 350 million dollars, himself, last year. “Tying the crew to the mast and publicly flogging them with a cat-o’-nine tails remain options, if we can’t get more work out of our crew.”

 

Photo credit: Walk the plank – NCL;  CEO Del Rio – TravelWrite.co.za

 

I am dumb-founded and speechless. 

I hope you are joking.

[StolidCruiser]

16 hours ago, kodesthemoose said:

How did you manage to register an account on CC six years ago, and then only make one single post, and it's an April Fools joke?  Really playing the long con eh. 

 

Because posts from troll accounts usually get deleted, thereby resetting their post count back to zero.

[Lupush]

Common sense isn't always so common on these boards.

[nona0541]

Del Rio is a joke!  NCL has gone down hill since he took over.  He is the one who should be keelhauled.  jmho

 

[Veggie Burger in Paradise]

I feel like you get your news from FB as well..