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I asked artificial intelligence (AI) to create ads for Celebrity featuring their Michelin starred mashed potatoes.


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4 hours ago, Stockjock said:

Here's what it came up with.

 

 someone obviously has way too much free time on their hands. 

 

ps.  makes me want to go to KFC and get a large order of mashed potatoes and gravy to go.  

 

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Those last couple of photos.

morning announcement:

"Greetings from the bridge, this is your Captain speaking. 

Today's the day!  The day we know you've all been waiting for!

We will be cruising the phenomenal Potato Straits!  First we will see the occasional potatobergs, followed by some mashed potato patches, and then good views of the potato waves can be enjoyed from your IV cabins and from a few positions on the upper decks. 

We will cast our specially designed and eco-friendly nets later this morning, harvest some delicious spuds, and our crack restaurant teams of Michelin starred chefs will individually craft carefully curated creamy culinary potato creations for your dining cravings, both for lunch and dinner.  Enjoy!"

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Coming soon to Celebrity, the all-new Classic Potato Package.  Enjoy the potatoes you want, when you want them, morning, noon, and night. A fantastic array of potatoes for all palates. Hash browns for your morning fix; french fries and potato salad for lunch; and of course, our Michelin-starred mashed potatoes to elevate your evening dining experience. 

 

Or upgrade to our Premium Potato Package for access to our most deluxe potato offerings:  fondant potatoes, Dauphinoise potatoes, Hasselback potatoes -- all yours for the asking, with no extra charges*.

 

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* Does not include our red potatoes and creme fraiche with caviar, which may be enjoyed for a $40 upcharge.

 

 

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19 hours ago, C-Dragons said:

Must have been a really slow day at the office…

 

In case folks don't understand AI, it most likely only took the OP 30 seconds of their time...

 

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In a land of laughter, by the sea so blue, Lived a fellow named C-Dragons, and this is true. With a twinkle in his eye and a smile so wide, He declared, "Life is Good!" with infectious pride.

"WeCantWait," he exclaimed, "for the cruise ahead, To sail on the ocean, where the dolphins are fed. With sunshine and cocktails, and music to groove, We'll dance with the waves, in the cruise we'll move."

He packed his bags with flip-flops and shades, And sunscreen to guard from the sun's fiery raids. C-Dragons was ready, he was quite the planner, For this cruise adventure, nothing could be grander!

As he stepped on the ship, he couldn't contain, His joy and excitement, it was totally insane. With a captain's hat and a fruity drink in hand, He danced on the deck, like he owned all the land.

The buffet was massive, the food was a feast, C-Dragons tried it all, from the west to the east. He piled up his plate with delights of all kinds, And declared to his friends, "This is paradise, we find!"

They explored the islands, with treasures to see, From palm-fringed beaches to the deep, blue sea. C-Dragons even tried scuba, and snorkeling too, Making friends with a fish, they called him Stu!

But all good things must come to an end, As the cruise returned to the shore, round the bend. C-Dragons sighed and said with a grin, "We'll be back again, where the fun will begin!"

So, if you're feeling down, and life seems a bore, Remember C-Dragons, and his mantra once more. "Life is Good," he proclaimed, with a cheer, And on the next cruise, we'll all be there, my dear!

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