Silversea Water Cooler: Welcome! Part Five

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[Tothesunset]

I think we need another "Ahh" photo. 

 

This is what 2 labradors like to do after a busy day at the seaside: 

 

 

[mysty]

9 minutes ago, Tothesunset said:

I think we need another "Ahh" photo. 

 

This is what 2 labradors like to do after a busy day at the seaside: 

 

 

 

Definitely an 'aaaah'!  Thanks TTS!

[rosepark]

Have Olive and Mabel made it on to Cruise Critic now?

Rp

[lincslady]

11 hours ago, Tothesunset said:

I think we need another "Ahh" photo. 

 

This is what 2 labradors like to do after a busy day at the seaside: 

 

 

 

Thanks, Tts.  Helps to deal with the stresses of life, like trying to deal  with British Telecom.

 

Lola

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[QueSeraSera]

below, a picture of a cloudy sky on Mars, courtesy of the Curiosity Rover

 

 

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[zqtchas]

Our SS slippers

[Tothesunset]

1 hour ago, zqtchas said:

Our SS slippers

So either a. One of you has tiny feet or b. One of you is a circus clown? 

[mysty]

1 hour ago, zqtchas said:

Our SS slippers

 

9 minutes ago, Tothesunset said:

So either a. One of you has tiny feet or b. One of you is a circus clown? 

 

I was just considering the difference in slipper size myself.   However,  the circus clown comparison did not occur to me.   I was thinking child sized feet.  😁

[zqtchas]

Maybe clown, not my decision, circus no!

 

Although at one time I was a Shriner clown & did entertain some

hospital kids etc. & made toy animals with balloons.

Edited June 1, 2021 by zqtchas

[zqtchas]

While in India in '91- does this count as a clown?

[mysty]

3 minutes ago, zqtchas said:

While in India in '91- does this count as a clown?

 

Definitely not a clown.   More like a seasoned entertainer! 😁

[Host Jazzbeau]

58 minutes ago, mysty said:

 

Definitely not a clown.   More like a seasoned entertainer! 😁

You're right – I smell curry just looking at the photo! 😉

[mysty]

48 minutes ago, Host Jazzbeau said:

You're right – I smell curry just looking at the photo! 😉

 

To be clear I did not use seasoned in that sense!  Funny Jazz and I hope Chas knows that was not the reference I was using! 🙃

Edited June 1, 2021 by mysty

[Host Jazzbeau]

3 hours ago, mysty said:

 

To be clear I did not use seasoned in that sense!  Funny Jazz and I hope Chas knows that was not the reference I was using! 🙃

Sorry mysty, I didn't mean to imply that you would ever say such a thing!  That was my twisted mind at work...

[Host Jazzbeau]

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[mysty]

[zqtchas]

More than enough pun-ishment for one day………

 

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? S'warm.

5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.

8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.

15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

16. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.

17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”

18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

20. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.  I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.

22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar?  There, their, they’re.

23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where theSchwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”

24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?  Suture self.

25. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.  It’s all about raisin awareness.

 

[Host Jazzbeau]

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[QueSeraSera]

Not Big Bird!  What is this world coming to?

Mockingbird, don't know why I love this

(178) Mockingbird - Carly Simon & James Taylor - YouTube