Now for something completely different

[Aussieflyer]

On 11/20/2021 at 8:57 AM, NSWP said:

Hi all, been AWOL for a week, had to go to Canberra last week for a couple of days, medical consultations etc. I have more visits there in the coming weeks, MRI/Biopsies etc, a few big hurdles to jump.

 

Cheers.😬

Sorry to here that.Hope results are ok. A pity you have to travel up to Canberra for tests etc. We sometimes forget how easy it is here as we have a private day hospital downstairs in our building and Woden hospital for treatment is only 10mins away. A friend from down the coast used to have to com here for chemo and other treatment and it made a long expedition.

Take care.

[Kiwi_cruiser]

On 11/20/2021 at 10:57 AM, NSWP said:

Hi all, been AWOL for a week, had to go to Canberra last week for a couple of days, medical consultations etc. I have more visits there in the coming weeks, MRI/Biopsies etc, a few big hurdles to jump.

 

Cheers.😬

 

Best of Luck NSWP!

[ilikeanswers]

12 hours ago, By The Bay said:

I am a 

I am, like you and, not paying any attention to the headline grabbing media outlets. Time will tell.

 

Media won't get me down😁:

[OzKiwiJJ]

I've always had trouble with the half full / half empty concept. To my mind they don't make sense. Whether a glass is half full of half empty depends on the prior state of that glass.

 

If it's half empty then it must have originally been full, therefore I would have enjoyed some of the contents for it to become half empty. So the half empty state is not a negative state, it merely allows more wine to be added to the glass. 😊

 

However if the glass is half full then it must have been empty to start with in which case why have I only been given a piddly half glass of wine. 😡

 

Exceptions must be made for the drinking of fine wines in good quality glasses which, of course, are never filled to the brim. In that case the full status is the recommended quantity for that style of glass to fully allow the bouquet of the wine to be appreciated.😊

[lyndarra]

16 hours ago, MicCanberra said:

My SIL saw a lady at Costco buy 3 packs of the TP yesterday (Sydney), that is 144 rolls.

Obviously a taste tester for Heinz.😆

[mr walker]

16 hours ago, MicCanberra said:

My SIL saw a lady at Costco buy 3 packs of the TP yesterday (Sydney), that is 144 rolls.

Likely she was adding to her existing stockpile of maybe 1440 rolls? 🙂 

[NSWP]

1 hour ago, lyndarra said:

Obviously a taste tester for Heinz.😆

Heinz Chilli Beans? lol.

[MicCanberra]

My glass is neither half full or half empty, it is halfway to the next one.

[OzKiwiJJ]

1 hour ago, MicCanberra said:

My glass is neither half full or half empty, it is halfway to the next one.

That's the best way to think of it! 🤣

[Russell21]

On 11/30/2021 at 4:31 PM, MicCanberra said:

My SIL saw a lady at Costco buy 3 packs of the TP yesterday (Sydney), that is 144 rolls.

Was she gross?

[MicCanberra]

Lol, you are on a roll.

[lyndarra]

3 hours ago, MicCanberra said:

Lol, you are on a bog roll.

Fixed it for ya.😉

[NSWP]

On 12/2/2021 at 8:25 AM, Russell21 said:

Was she gross?

Oh yes, nostalgia, going back to my skool days, 144 was a gross.

[Russell21]

22 hours ago, NSWP said:

Oh yes, nostalgia, going back to my skool days, 144 was a gross.

144Kg is pretty gross too.

[LC1950]

A woman once said to me that people who eat meat are disgusting.

I said to her that people who eat fruit and vegetables are grocer. 🙄

[lyndarra]

3 hours ago, LC1950 said:

A woman once said to me that people who eat meat are disgusting.

I said to her that people who eat fruit and vegetables are grocer. 🙄

Maybe she meant degusting.

[LC1950]

9 minutes ago, lyndarra said:

Maybe she meant degusting.

 

LOL

[NSWP]

3 minutes ago, LC1950 said:

 

LOL

Like a Degustation menu? 

[Docker123]

Well, I thought this was something different …

 

I went to a Christmas function at a pub yesterday.  Yes, that is different over the last couple of years.

 

But the real different was when I went to the rest room. Signage:

 

URINAL. and. NONURINAL  

 

odd.

[NSWP]

1 hour ago, Docker123 said:

Well, I thought this was something different …

 

I went to a Christmas function at a pub yesterday.  Yes, that is different over the last couple of years.

 

But the real different was when I went to the rest room. Signage:

 

URINAL. and. NONURINAL  

 

odd.

Unisex ?

[Blackduck59]

11 minutes ago, NSWP said:

Unisex ?

 

Watch out uncle Les, there will be no sex.

[GUT2407]

On 12/4/2021 at 7:57 AM, LC1950 said:

A woman once said to me that people who eat meat are disgusting.

I said to her that people who eat fruit and vegetables are grocer. 🙄

Maybe she meant sell.

[GUT2407]

On 12/4/2021 at 11:38 AM, NSWP said:

Like a Degustation menu? 

Been to a few joints with a disgusting menu.

[GUT2407]

49 minutes ago, Blackduck59 said:

 

Watch out uncle Les, there will be no sex.

Doubt uncle Les has worried about that for a while, know I haven’t.

[lyndarra]

40 minutes ago, GUT2407 said:

Doubt uncle Les has worried about that for a while, know I haven’t.

Poms will recognise this;

"No sex please, we're British".😉